I mean, there's SOME vegetables on it, so it must be healthy, right?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/04/2020 at 21:24 • Filed to: Dibs on the longbed when he dies!, Fud

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LastFirstMI is my name > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 21:29

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That’s basically a salad

SmugAardvark > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 21:33

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Yeah bud, what’s with the sudden health food kick?

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 21:39

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Bacon is low carb and gluten free. 

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 21:51

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Well the meat’s got protein so it’s totes very healthy

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 21:57

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So this is what we’re doing now in place of alcohol? Okay then.

And by the way, there are so many seasonal specialty cereals out, how about a few reviews?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/04/2020 at 21:59

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Thinking about giving up my sugar-bomb cereals as well, actually 

Future next gen S2000 owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 22:00

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Avocado are a healthy fat. Fat is needed to support optimal brain function. You are basically turning yourself into a genius.

Future next gen S2000 owner > BaconSandwich is tasty. 11/04/2020 at 22:01

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It’s keto friendly!*

*Maybe

MrDakka > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 22:10

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Is that jam on the other piece of bread? And is that a hamburger patty in there?

I am confused and intrigued.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 22:11

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You’re getting less interesting by the minute.

I guess you could review some muesli or something. It would sure be original content ™ around here. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MrDakka 11/04/2020 at 22:19

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Bbq sauce

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 22:22

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Avocado?!? No wonder you can’t buy a new car. Damn millennial.

smobgirl > Chariotoflove 11/04/2020 at 22:22

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Are there Christmas ones yet? I’m rapidly running out of Oreo O’s and Eggo cereal.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > smobgirl 11/04/2020 at 22:28

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But a large avocado was only 89 cents apiece at my Local WinCo Foods™!

Chariotoflove > smobgirl 11/04/2020 at 22:44

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I saw pumpkin spice Cheerios the other day, but that’s not quite to Christmas yet. We did grab some Baby Yoda cereal from Sams. It’s got these cute marshmallows with ears. That might hold you over if you can score some.

smobgirl > Chariotoflove 11/04/2020 at 22:54

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Oooh, Star Wars! I think I saw Christmas Rice Krispies already  but that’s not really my style. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Chariotoflove 11/04/2020 at 23:03

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I won’t settle for anything less than Vitos E from him.

Bonus points if furnished by a strange lady who makes him nervous.

David Baker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 23:04

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looks like a salad to me

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/04/2020 at 23:05

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I, too, subscribe to Special K

Chariotoflove > smobgirl 11/04/2020 at 23:09

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Rice Krispies merely exist to fulfill their true destiny as Rice Krispie marshmallow squares. 

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 23:12

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Oh, we just picked up the red berries, cinnamon & pecan, and blueberry with lemon clusters. We look forward to  the multi box coupons and stock up.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/04/2020 at 23:15

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Blueberry with lemon clusters? What?! What cereal is this?

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 23:17

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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 23:24

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Avocados and t omatos are both fruit.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/04/2020 at 23:33

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Verdict?

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/04/2020 at 23:48

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I had to google WinCo  and now I want one. They skipped Colorado.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2020 at 00:01

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Solid. The flakes are more sugared than original Special K but still have the same crunch and also probably the same half life in milk. So don’t pour and then go check your email. The blueberries are few and far between, but the blueberry taste is infused throughout, so you get plenty. It’s heavily sweetened blueberry but not overbearingly so, kind of like you get in a blueberry muffin. The lemon clusters are a kind of chalky material akin to lucky charms marshmallows but fall apart more easily when you bite them. Biting releases the faint candied lemon flavor that is more like a hint which comes through the nose than the tastebuds. There is no tartness to be found.

Worth picking up a box on sale.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/05/2020 at 00:04

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Perhaps it is YOU who ought to be posting cereal reviews.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2020 at 00:23

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I just did. You tricked me. 

Beefchips > smobgirl 11/05/2020 at 01:53

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‘ c ado is a requirement on burgers at my house. Actually it’s a requirement on just about all foods :)

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2020 at 05:04

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Needs more beetroot! Then you'll be Australian...

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2020 at 08:52

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avacado is great on sandwiches. good move

JeffCronin > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2020 at 10:14

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I prefer to say that the meal is all plants or natural plant derivatives.